Saturday, 13 July 2013

Man Arrested for Masturbating while Driving

Police in New Jersey have arrested a 41 year old man, Mr. George
Simpson for masturbating while driving.
It seems a commuter videotaped Simpson Jr. masturbating behind the wheel.
The video shows him maneuvering the bus through heavy traffic and the
Lincoln Tunnel while pleasuring himself. The bus was traveling from
Carteret to New York City.
New Jersey Transit police have charged Simpson with risking injury or
damage by removing his hands from the wheel. He is also accused of
lewdness and reckless driving.
In a statement, a NJ Transit spokesman said the driver was immediately
removed from service without pay because of "disturbing and grossly
irresponsible conduct."
But because of all the semen normally all over New Jersey buses any
formal charges or discipline will be unlikely for lack of evidence.

Friday, 21 June 2013

Kanye and Kim Names their Baby 'North West' How Ridiculous


 


Well, no one can say that Kanye West and Kim Kardashian's first child won't have any direction in her life.
As first reported by TMZ and confirmed by People, Kanye and Kim have christened their daughter, who was born Saturday, with the first name North.

Wednesday, 19 June 2013

Minister Of Education Approves JAMB/UTME Cut Off Marks For Universities


The Federal Government, through the minister of Education, on Tuesday approved the cut-off marks for admission into tertiary institutions for the 2013/2014 academic session.

The Minister of Education, Ruqayyatu Rufa’i, announced the cut-off marks into the Colleges of Education, Polytechnics and other degree-awarding institutions in Abuja. She gives the cut off marks as:
180 for federal universities and 150 for polytechnics and others.

Rufa’i said this at the Fourth Combined Policy Meeting on Admission to Degree-Awarding Institutions, National Diploma (ND), Nigeria Certificate in Education (NCE) and National Innovation Diploma (NID) awarding institutions.

“I implore all stakeholders to follow the Federal Government’s guidelines on admission which stipulates a 70:30 Technology/Non-Technology ratio for ND programmes.

“Also, 60:40 Science/Arts ratio for Degree and Nigeria Certificate in Education programmes and also to observe the criteria on merit, catchments and educationally less developed states. In addition, we must not forget the carrying-capacity of our institutions as approved by the accrediting bodies," she said.

The Registrar of JAMB, Prof. Dibu Ojerinde, added: “Let me remind all the federal institutions that the ratio of 45:35:20 for merit, catchment and educationally less-developed states, respectively, is still in force and should be adhered to strictly to ensure national cohesion.

“All Nigerians must be given the opportunity to mix and educate freely in any part of the country."


Monday, 17 June 2013

Oxford English Dictionary gets an update

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 The Oxford English Dictionary has released a new issue, which includes more than 1,200 newly revised and updated words.
The latest update of the dictionary includes new revised definitions for the words follow, follower, and tweet, all of which have taken on new meanings since 2007 when Twitter launched online, the OED said Thursday in a release.

The Many Wonderful Benefits of Cucumber

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Cucumbers are the fourth most cultivated vegetable in the world and
known to be one of the best foods for your body's overall health,
often referred to as a super food.
Cucumbers are cooler than you think...

Saturday, 15 June 2013

Man Cuts Girlfriend's Clit In Anger

Mr. Atta Kweku a man believed to be in his early thirties has
performed an abnormal act on his girlfriend, Akua Serwaa, by using a
razor to mutilate her clitoris for refusing to yield to his bedroom

Friday, 7 June 2013

If You Can Solve This Math Problem, Then A Texas Banker Will Give You $1 Million

beal's conjecture
Texas banker and self-taught mathematician D. Andrew Beal has increased the cash prize for proving a conjecture he discovered in 1993, the Associated Press reported.
Held by the American Mathematical Society, the $1,000,000 cash prize goes to the first to prove the Beal Conjecture, an offshoot of the legendary Fermat's Last Theorem proof that was solved by Andrew Wiles in 1994.