Police in New Jersey have arrested a 41 year old man, Mr. George
Simpson for masturbating while driving.
It seems a commuter videotaped Simpson Jr. masturbating behind the wheel.
The video shows him maneuvering the bus through heavy traffic and the
Lincoln Tunnel while pleasuring himself. The bus was traveling from
Carteret to New York City.
New Jersey Transit police have charged Simpson with risking injury or
damage by removing his hands from the wheel. He is also accused of
lewdness and reckless driving.
In a statement, a NJ Transit spokesman said the driver was immediately
removed from service without pay because of "disturbing and grossly
irresponsible conduct."
But because of all the semen normally all over New Jersey buses any
formal charges or discipline will be unlikely for lack of evidence.
